Citizens of Europe! It’s your patriotic duty to feel ashamed of your country’s taste in music today! (If you’re not European, you’re not technically allowed to make fun of foreigners, but we can bend the rules today – I’ll make all the fun for you.) So grab your nearest liquor bottle, brush up on the drinking game rules, and join me for our fabulous liveblog at 8 pm GMT (3 pm EST)!
While you wait, here are some adorable kids and adults without a care in the world:
EUROPE, YOU ADORABLE MADHOUSE! We love you!
3 replies on “The Eurovision Song Contest 2014: Drunken Liveblog”
“Cliche love song” How far have they got their tongues in their cheeks? :)
THANK YOU PERSEPHONE MAG FOR REMINDING ME THAT EUROVISION IS ON RIGHT NOW.
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