*Or whatever age Thought Catalog thinks needs advice.
1. Fucks? Don’t give them.
2. Your opinion on my decision to eat everything bagels bathed in full fat cream cheese:
3. You and your opinion that I shouldn’t wear hair accessories:
4. The opinion that you shouldn’t go back to school for whatever reason? This 32-year-old PhD student has a message for you:
5. Did you forget not to give any fucks?
6. The proper reaction when someone tells you that theme parties are no longer an option:
7. This is appropriate when someone tells you to get rid of your white dresses (even sundresses):
8. On being told that you shouldn’t go out dancing until the wee hours:
9. Your reaction when someone tells you that you have to buy spendy clothes in your late-20s/30s:
10. What you should do when you see someone about to pen another sanctimonious post to anyone having a birthday: