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FMK: Gilmore Girls Edition

Which Gilmore Girls characters would you fuck, marry, and kill?

The Loreleis

  • Rory

Gif from Gilmore Girls of Rory on the phone, saying, "Cool. I've got about the next two and a half hours planned, and then there's just darkness and possibly some dragons."

  • Lorelei

Gif from Gilmore Girls of Lorelei telling Max, "I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie."

  • Gran

Gif from Gilmore Girls of Gran saying, "I suppose I shall just put these nuts in my hands" while gesturing.

Rory’s Boyfriends

  • Dean
  • Jess
  • Logan

Lorelei’s Fiancés/Husbands

  • Max Medina
  • Christopher
  • Luke

Lane’s Boyfriends

  • Henry Cho
  • Dave Rygalski
  • Zach

Paris’s Boyfriends

  • Jamie
  • Professor Fleming
  • Doyle

The BFFs

  • Lane
  • Paris
  • Sookie

And now for the vaguely sadistic options…

  • Taylor
  • Kirk
  • Michel

and

  • Miss Patty
  • Babette
  • Mrs. Kim

By [E] Hillary

Hillary is a giant nerd and former Mathlete. She once read large swaths of "Why Evolution is True" and a geology book aloud to her infant daughter, in the hopes of a) instilling a love of science in her from a very young age and b) boring her to sleep. After escaping the wilds of Waco, Texas and spending the next decade in NYC, she currently lives in upstate New York, where she misses being able to get decent pizza and Chinese takeout delivered to her house. She lost on Jeopardy.

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Rory’s Boyfriends
Kill- Dean
Marry- Jess
Fuck- Logan

Lorelei’s Fiancés/Husbands
Fuck- Max Medina
Kill- Christopher
Marry- Luke

Lane’s Boyfriends
Kill (by default)- Henry Cho
Marry- Dave Rygalski
Fuck- Zach

Paris’s Boyfriends
Marry- Jamie
Kill- Professor Fleming
Fuck – Doyle

The BFFs
Marry- Lane
Fuck- Paris
Marry- Sookie
I refuse to choose between Sookie and Lane. I love them both equally in their own wonderful way.

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