“Technology’s taken all the fun out of being a vampire. ”
With the series finale of True Blood coming up in a few short weeks, we will all soon be suffering from an ASkars-sized hole in our hearts. Sure, you could comfort yourself with reruns of season 4. Or you soothe the pain with retail therapy from our friends over at Etsy.
True Blood Recycled Book Purse — Made from a copy of Dead Ever After! By NovelCreations, $55.00
True Blood Luminary — now with more naked male torsos! By CherylsCreativeBlock, $15.99
Cult TV Postcard — Sookie as the Ace of Cups by MaiafirePrints, $3.28
Fangtasia Mug — For drinking your True Blood with class. By Stickmen, $12.99
True Blood Custom Glitter Bottles — Well, it’s not synthetic blood, but soda works too. By Bottlesparkle, $24.99
Peg People — Sookie, Eric, and Bill. By vhrphotography, $34.70.
The Trubie True Blood Tutu Dress — For the toddler fan set. OK, mostly I was just really taken by how stinking cute this was. By WildHeartsBoutique, $65.00
Eat Your Heart Out Print — by lesliebot, $10.00
Woodblock Print — Franklin can type really fast. By guptillc, $30.00
True Blood Soap — Pictured is “Jason,” scented ocean rain and pink sugar. There’s also “Sookie,” “Lafayette,” “Alcide,” “Andy,” and “Hoyt.” By pinxasliceofsudz, $6.50.
Punk Bill Compton Doll — Remember that time Bill was punk? It was about as adorable as this doll is. By chubbyninjacrafts, $20.00
True Blood Custom Nail Polishes — Pictured is “Tara,” a pretty shimmery pink and purple. By MyTrueLoveMTL, $6.11.
