Because if this makes it to publication, I’ll send a copy of Raising Unicorns to the editor with the most votes.
Let us assume, Persephoneers, that the Persephone Magazine Editorial Team have decided to raise money for the local unicorn sanctuary by giving kisses as thanks for donations. You, dearest Persephoneer make a donation, then comes The Great Question: which editor would you kiss?
To the Editor-In-Chief: you’re lovely. Thank you for giving me an excuse to spend some time on myself this weekend; writing is my therapy.