#LessThanClassicallyBeautiful: A GChat

In which a not very at all serious conversation about, race, beauty standards and Viola Davis is had.

Juli: one person tweeted

I’m like, yeah ditto.

Karishma: lol right? like if she’s not stunning then i’m like a troll

Juli: I’m some sort of weird bumbling clumsy muppet

Sweetums holding Kermit the Frog
Via Muppet wikia

Karishma: i feel like i look like Danny Devito as a troll in It’s Always Sunny in comparison. a weirdly aggressive troll

Juli: I look like Ludo from Labrynth

Ludo from Labyrinth

Karishma: i look like beaker after an explosion in his face

Juli: I look like those gorgs from Fraggle Rock. like, actually tho

Three Gorgs from Fraggle Rock

Karishma: i look like Big Bird when he’s painted blue and just sadness and soul-crushing devastation everywhere. you look at me and become unsure if you’re ever going to feel happy again. you start to forget happiness

Juli: I’m a dementor

Karishma: i’m Voldemort

voldemort giving a really creepy smile


Moaning Myrtle looking at Harry Potter's lap in the bath

Karishma: i’m like Marietta Edgecombe after she tells where the room of requirement is and is covered with boils and acne because Hermione Granger is spiteful as shiiiit

Juli: I’m like Hagrid when he’s drunk and sad about the hippogriff dying. do I want a bagel?

By Karishma

Karishma is a twenty-something living in New York City and is trying her hardest to live out every cliche about Millennials. This involves eating her feelings, drowning in debt and mocking infomercials. She likes sociology so much that she has two degrees in it, and is still warding off her parents' questions about a real career.

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