You’re out driving and listening to the ’90s station as usual, since you’re fairly skeptical about pretty much all music that came out after 2003 or so. Suddenly, “Macarena” comes on. What do you do?
- Scream, change the station as quickly as humanly possible without swerving into oncoming traffic, then wake up in a cold sweat when it invades your dreams later that night?
- Laugh your ass off, sing every word (including a reasonably accurate rendition of the Spanish-language sections, because back in the day you totally looked up what they were saying), and do the dance in your seat when you hit a red light?