No, really, fuck you.
Fuck you for trying to keep Indiana as backwards, broke, and bigoted as we’ve always been.
Fuck you for treating HOOSIERS who don’t happen to follow your exact, narrow-minded, shitty values like they aren’t worthy of our respect and our appreciation as neighbors.
Fuck you for being so backwards you’re willing to completely fuck the entire state’s economy so gay people can’t eat cake. THE FUCK, PENCE. THE FUCK.
Fuck your eventual presidential run, too. The Internet is going to eat you for breakfast.
Fuck you for making all of us in Indiana look like ignorant, closed-minded yokels who don’t give a shit about anyone but the rich, white, straight Christians.
Fuck you extra for pissing off George Takei.
Fuck you for making GenCon hate us.
Fuck you for ignoring some of the most powerful businesses operating in Indiana, including Salesforce.com, Eli Lilly, and Eskenazi health.
Fuck you for making me consider moving Pmag headquarters away from a state I’ve lived in for 40+ years, a state I love and will probably die in. We don’t bring Indiana $50m a year, like GenCon, but we represent a lot of voices that you, Governor Pence, would be more than happy to discriminate against. On behalf of them, and on behalf of those of us who love them, fuck you one more time.
6 replies on “Dear Indiana Governor Mike Pence, Get Fucked”
You know, I liked Indianapolis when I was there, but because of this guy I don’t think I could ever live there.
Tech companies are fighting back. Good. Although, way to fuck the economy, asshole.
He was in my tiny town for a photo op yesterday with reps from my and other local companies. I was so glad I was not required to make an appearance because I wouldn’t have been able to hold my tongue. (He was late, too, because of his secret signing.)
Here’s another image, for every time you see his face:
I know that sane people have their lives and loves in this state but in a momentarily day dream I just saw an exodus of sanity and money leave the state and have this fucking stupid governor man wave a white flag because oh well darn, turns out they’re people after all.
I was going to say, “You fuck beautifully.” Then realised that didn’t sound quite right. “You give fucks beautifully,” didn’t really work either. How about hugs?