Just for Fun

Things I Am Doing Because I’m a Goddamned Adult

Due to the fact that I am a responsible and mature being, I am partaking in the following activities:

  • Eating Trader Joe’s cookie butter out of the jar with a spoon.
  • Marathoning all available seasons of NCIS on Netflix.
  • Spending as little time as possible in a bra.
  • Rereading whatever Baby-Sitters Club books I can find for free for my Kindle.
  • Reading through Pretty Little Liars fan theories on Tumblr.
  • Eating more cookie butter, this time on an apple.
  • Pretending to be a mermaid while swimming laps at the gym.
  • Making a little felt corgi and taking her picture in various places like the gnome in Amelie.
  • Trying to figure out how to knit a scarf that looks like tentacles.


By [E] Liza

PhD student. Knitter. Brooklynite. Long-distance dog mom. Reluctant cat lady. Majestic unicorn whose hair changes color with the wind.

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