Due to the fact that I am a responsible and mature being, I am partaking in the following activities:
- Eating Trader Joe’s cookie butter out of the jar with a spoon.
- Marathoning all available seasons of NCIS on Netflix.
- Spending as little time as possible in a bra.
- Rereading whatever Baby-Sitters Club books I can find for free for my Kindle.
- Reading through Pretty Little Liars fan theories on Tumblr.
- Eating more cookie butter, this time on an apple.
- Pretending to be a mermaid while swimming laps at the gym.
- Making a little felt corgi and taking her picture in various places like the gnome in Amelie.
- Trying to figure out how to knit a scarf that looks like tentacles.
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Baking pancakes for breakfast or dinner or whenever I want them.
Today’s dinner was brought to me by Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts and Goya Peach Nectar.
I forget what I was doing, but a kid asked me why I was doing something and my reply was, “Because I’m a grown-up and I can!” (with an implied “So there!” and stuck out tongue)