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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR…

Who’s our champion?

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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR THE ICE CREAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

This is it, Persephoneers! Ice creamy Judgment Day!

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ICE CREAM FINAL FOUR! Day 2

I hope you’re not all sick of me yet. Frankly, I’m sick of me by now.

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ICE CREAM FINAL FOUR! Day 1

Here we are, getting down to the wire!

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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM “OMG, ICE CREAM!” Elite Eight, Day 2

We’re getting closer!

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I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR OUR CHOSEN CREAM! Elite Eight, Day 1

It’s the Elite Eight!

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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, FUCK DEMOCRACY, IT’S ELECTORAL COLLEGE TIME!

Oh, Persephoneers. Darlings, you know I love democracy and shit, but. BUT. Let’s face it, Round One was a bit of a clusterfuck, inevitably causing distress down the line.

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IF I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM IN THE DESERT WILL ANYONE BRING ME SOME? Round Two, Day 4

Round Two wraps up with Strawberry v. Cookies & Cream and Caramel/Dulce de Leche v. Moose Tracks. For once, your bracketmaster will not be trying too hard to sway you one way or another!

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I SCREAM I SCREAM I WANT MORE ICE CREAM! Round Two, Day 3

Stakes are super-extra-exceptionally high today, with your bracketmaster’s favorite in the running. Editorial interference ahoy!

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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM: “WE KNOW THE DRILL, SHUT UP ALREADY!” Round Two, Day 2

I have become obsessed with eating ice cream now. I always *wanted* it, but now it’s like an itch I have to scratch…

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I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR ROUND TWO!!

Greetings, fellow lovers of frozen dessert foods! Welcome to Round Two, where the competition is stiffer and the editorial neutrality abandoned.

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I SCREAM,YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR THE ROUND 1 RECAP!

Oh Persephoneers! What an ice creamy week it has been!

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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, ROUND 1, DAY 4!

Last day of Round 1! I definitely won’t be surprised to see some upsets in these match-ups.

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I SCREAM YOU SCREAM IT’S GETTING KINDA LOUD IN HERE! ROUND 1, DAY 3

So, I went to Oberlin College, where Ben & Jerry’s got their start. In the legend I heard, Ben was a townie, Jerry a student, and the ice cream a Winter Term project; the veracity of this statement is potentially quite dubious, but nonetheless, every incoming freshman was given a coupon for a free pint […]

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I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR ROUND 1, DAY 2!

Are you salivating yet? Have you raided the freezer section of your nearest convenience store? Are you weeping because neither your wallet nor your cholesterol level can accommodate your need to eat ALL THE ICE CREAMS? Okay, that last one, that’s 14K projecting. My sincerest apologies.