Who’s our champion?

Who’s our champion?
This is it, Persephoneers! Ice creamy Judgment Day!
I hope you’re not all sick of me yet. Frankly, I’m sick of me by now.
Here we are, getting down to the wire!
We’re getting closer!
It’s the Elite Eight!
Oh, Persephoneers. Darlings, you know I love democracy and shit, but. BUT. Let’s face it, Round One was a bit of a clusterfuck, inevitably causing distress down the line.
Round Two wraps up with Strawberry v. Cookies & Cream and Caramel/Dulce de Leche v. Moose Tracks. For once, your bracketmaster will not be trying too hard to sway you one way or another!
Stakes are super-extra-exceptionally high today, with your bracketmaster’s favorite in the running. Editorial interference ahoy!
I have become obsessed with eating ice cream now. I always *wanted* it, but now it’s like an itch I have to scratch…
Greetings, fellow lovers of frozen dessert foods! Welcome to Round Two, where the competition is stiffer and the editorial neutrality abandoned.
Oh Persephoneers! What an ice creamy week it has been!
Last day of Round 1! I definitely won’t be surprised to see some upsets in these match-ups.
So, I went to Oberlin College, where Ben & Jerry’s got their start. In the legend I heard, Ben was a townie, Jerry a student, and the ice cream a Winter Term project; the veracity of this statement is potentially quite dubious, but nonetheless, every incoming freshman was given a coupon for a free pint […]
Are you salivating yet? Have you raided the freezer section of your nearest convenience store? Are you weeping because neither your wallet nor your cholesterol level can accommodate your need to eat ALL THE ICE CREAMS? Okay, that last one, that’s 14K projecting. My sincerest apologies.