Dear Emily, WHY WON’T THE UNICORN HAVE SEX WITH ME? ~A Unisexual
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Dear Emily, How is babby formed, and what part in this conspiracy does the stork play? ~Just Graduated High School
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Dear Emily, Did Mitt Romney pick Paul Ryan just because he’s jealous of someone with two real first names? ~ Liberal Lass
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Dear Emily, I am 21 and still a college student. STOP TICKING, BIOLOGICAL CLOCK. ~ Papally Bound
Let’s talk about phones. Should you be lucky, you can take a turn in a small metallic box and handle all your telecommunication needs. For the rest of us, we are tethered to little screens dangling from power cords that seem to grow out of our pockets more and more every year. What’s worse, you […]
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Dear Emily, Oh. My. God. One of my best friends is married to a guy who happens to be close friends with my fiancé. He is coming over for game night. He is one of the smartest, nicest, most self-absorbed and overly sensitive people you will ever meet. And DOES HE STINK LIKE B.O. I […]