When the world gets tough, the tough get Teddy.
End your Tuesday well with breakfast for dinner.
It’s Tom’s Tuesday, y’all. Time to get down, Cajun style.
In honor of the rapidly approaching All Hallow’s Eve, we find it high time to pay a return to Pearl’s Psychic Services for Opossums and Friends alike.
In David Foster Wallace’s cringe-inducing book, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, he writes, “Or like just another manipulative pseudopomo Bullshit artist who’s trying to salvage a fiasco by dropping back to a metadimension and commenting on the fiasco itself.”
You get ’em, girl. Get them (slightly NSFW) butts.
Happy Tuesday Kittens.
It’s rare for media to provide a multi-dimensional portrait of sex workers. It’s even rarer when it comes from a media outlet responsible for such titles as Vanity Fair and The New Yorker.
That would be known as the Proper Opossum Alien Alert.
Fridays are hard, kittens. Let Toddlers and Tiaras ease your pain away.
[Original publication date: June 5, 2013] Q. What is the best silicone lube?
Let the Bey-reign begin.
And ONLY Carole King.
Q. How can I be promiscuous without contracting anything? How do I hack this? I want to get out there and have amazing adventures with wonderful, memorable people, and I’d also have sex with those people. But I do not want to catch anything. Ideally, I’d like to give handjobs in the beginning until he […]