This week’s mystery writer has been with us from, if not day one, at least day two or three. She likes TV and animals and imaginary creatures. Can you guess who it is?
7 Questions for a Witty Writer

This week’s mystery writer has been with us from, if not day one, at least day two or three. She likes TV and animals and imaginary creatures. Can you guess who it is?
It’s Monday, and that means I’m asking the hard-hitting questions filled with journalistic integrity. Or, you know, copying the answers to questions about theme songs and ice cream from my e-mail. Today’s witty writer is one of our most recent weekly contributors, and she’s full of awesome. See if you can guess which writer said […]
We’ve wrangled a fella to answer this week’s installment of 7 Questions, and he totally lives up to witty. Come get to know this mysterious gentleman behind the click.
It’s Monday, so that means it’s time for 7 Questions. Today’s victim is one of our newer faces; known for her sensitivity, wit and ability to properly load the glitter cannons.
Name this face behind the curtain with the following clues: 1. She likes Lite Bright®. 2. Her balls are famous. C. She has devious offspring.
Departing from our usual plan of asking a witty fella to step in and answer our entertaining questions, today we’re starting a new tradition of having an editor or writer step in to answer when we can’t find a willing fella. I’m also introducing a couple of question changes, as the MadLib style questions are […]
I found today’s witty gentleman in the wild, wild internets through a link on Lifehacker. I sent off an email asking if he’d like to be a witty gentlemen for a bunch of bookish, clever women and his answer was an enthusiastic “yes.” Click through to find out more about him and get a link […]
Subject N insisted on being referred to as “Project Alpha” because he doesn’t like things in alphabetical order, but I do, so we’ll just go ahead and do both. Special thanks to Project Alpha/Subject N for answering these questions with absolutely no idea as to why he was being asked. He’s a good sport.
I met Subject M when he crashed my New Year’s Eve party many moons ago. See why I’ve kept him for around for 10+ years after the cut.
Tonight’s Witty Gentleman comes to us by way of Rosa, and you’re going to have lots of fun with him. Find out all his secret answers after the break.
This week’s gentleman is a nerdy-lawyer-type living in Our Nation’s Capital. My first (sober) conversation with him was about poetry, literature, and law.
We lollygagged on getting a proper fella in the door to answer our questions, so tonight it’s your turn, readers! Share your answers to the first 6 of our 7 questions in the comments below. (The seventh is the Mad Lib question, it doesn’t really work here…)
Today’s witty gentleman happens to be a Persephedude who is married to one of our staff members. I got the email with the answers this afternoon and they gave me a chuckle. Without further ado, here’s Subject I, being adorable.
Tonight’s witty gentleman is a friend to all and filled with awesome. He also made me spit-take coffee all over my monitor with his answers. Get to know him and his fluffy perineum after the cut.
I realized in a panic yesterday that I forgot to recruit a fella to answer our potentially embarrassing and always delightful seven questions, so I sent out the emergency beacon. (It’s like the bat signal, but shaped like a pomegranate.) Two friends replied like the awesome dudes they are, so we’re set for the next […]