Jean McDonald

It’s been an adventure for sure. I did spend an hour or two on the phone tonight with a very nice prospect, feeling good about him.

Last night around bedtime I got a picture of a very naked geezer in a very […]

So I placed this on Craigslist yesterday, headlined “Attention Geezers!”
“Dried-up hag seeks grizzled old coot for companionship and quarreling. Liberals only, no Christians.”

WOW am I popular! Even after […]

This is fascinating, about as much intellectual stimulation as I can stand today.

OK I was slightly drunk when I posted last night – and he texted me when he got home! Hooray! I might have a future, um, I hate this word – boyfriend?

Halp? I advertised a tractor on craigslist last Sunday and the man who emailed, and called, and called came to look at it today. Aaaaa I like him! He did scrutinize the tractor, and he drove it around the yard and […]

You just convinced me! How about you document average pay in your field by advanced degree and years of experience, leave out the Perfectionist And Overachiever drama, and schedule a meeting with your supervisor? […]

I have a bruise that looks like that, but it’s actually from the shotgun where I murdered that mean old rooster Wednesday morning, so maybe her bruises are something else too? (I hope so.)

I called in sick today because there is nothing going on at work, and I am too noncreative to spend my days trying to look busy. It’s exhausting to pretend you have something to do when you don’t.

Aw, departure, I am so sorry that happened to you. Family took him away, assholes, because they were jealous he loved you.. Know that he was yours, he was for you, and he would have stayed with you if he […]

Thanks, I think he would’ve approved.

Well, once I got the idea I had to make it happen. It’s not that I’m a badass, more that I’m stubborn and fixed in my ideas.

He was such a gearhead. It used to annoy me endlessly when he’d turn on a race FULL BLAST (so he could hear the motors) and then fall asleep on the couch until Lap 10th to last or something (unless I turned down […]

Yesterday I sneaked in to the Formula 1 track and scattered my late husband’s ashes. I think it was right around where Turn 11 is going to be.  My sister-in-law and I were strictly forbidden to do this by the site […]

little kitty tries to murder puppy stampede! soo cute! I’m calling him Farouk. Or Furr-ook.

Alex, you’re right. Fuck friends. I went three weeks! without anyone calling me or even replying to my texts. Then last night suddenly I was OK again and got phone calls! I was glad, not gonna lie. But get a cat. […]

I really admire you for doing this job; it needs to be done. The very fact that you have agreed to do it makes you a badass. Some good advice I got many years ago: ACT as if you know what you’re doing, whether you […]

I like your little duck too! I really need to post new pix of those guys (they’re actually geese) because they’re all grown up now. Sometimes they spread their wings and chase each other in circles, it’s so funny. […]

I have met two fellas through OKCupid. Two! I think the second one might have possibilities but the first guy is just not for me. Not sure how to tell him that as I am old and thus new to this online dating stuf. […]