Lavender_Pepper

4268! And my user name is the same as here. I’m seriously behind, but I’ve learned that I can pound out 2K words in (almost) no time once I get into a zone. Not having to cite things makes it *very* easy.

I’m totally confident that I *have* upper arm fat. And I’m totally confident in it.  If someone’s gonna not date me because of it, then screw them.  I’m gonna find me a sexy sweet partner who will *nibble* on my […]

I need assistance from any former Nanny or Nanny-hirers.  I’ve been offered a job as a nanny (a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend) and I want to take it as I’m currently unemployed.  The advice that I’ve […]

I had to click through from my RSS feed to figure out what was going on because the first bit was cute but the paragraph about Dubai sounded actually serious.  And then I saw it’s tagged ‘satire’.

I have a pair of Doc Martins that I got in high school, probably as old as your jacket. LOVE them!!

I once lived in a place where I got broken into 2x in one week.  One of the times they cooked up my fish sticks in the oven (totally ignored the grass-fed, organic ribs) and took ice cream, pickles, peanut butter, […]

So yesterday I went to a local mom’n’pop grocery store that styles itself as a cross between Sam’sClub/Costco (because of all the big bulk things) and an Overstock Outlet (because of all the wtf things).  It’s […]

Nifty tie! And thanks for the articles!

I’m trying to picture a “50 Shades of Grey” costume.  Would I have to recite bad lines of pseudo-porn all night?

Also… maybe some persephoneers would be up for contributing to a discussion some friends and I […]

Oh goodness, yes!  Parents who let their kids run up to dogs are so frustrating! I mean, I’ll do my best to keep my dog calm and thankfully she is a super sweety who loves people, so the worst that’ll happen […]

Grammar peeves:

1) The phrase “tried and” when the person means “tried to.”

2) Less/fewer.

Other peeves:

3) “Do you *always* have to analyze whatever movie/book/tv show you’re reading/watching.”

4) […]

Darlene v. Lucy…. that’s just cruel to make me pick. :/

Also, GABRIELLE ALL THE WAY!!!!

Yes! Yes! and Yes!  Great article.  Number 3 is what *really* works for me.  This year I made a New Year’s Goal (not resolution) to ‘go’ X miles.  It didn’t matter if it was hiking, biking, or running (swimming, […]

#1 is your lie. Because PB is AWESOME!!! (unless you’re allergic.)

Awwww. Thanks y’all.  #1 is the lie. I totally can’t do spicy foods.  I have no idea why I’m growing ‘the hottest pepper in the world’ other than to give them away.

1) I eat the ghost peppers that I grow.

2) I carve my own rubber stamps.

3) I have had sex on both sides of the equator.

I’m going to guess that you’re lying about #3.  Just cuz.  It’s a seriously random […]

I’m gonna say you’re lying about #2. Because 3 legged kitties need lots of love.

I just quit my job and decided to start a business with all of the awesome garden + accessory making ideas I have had for YEARS!  The catalyst for this was that a friend was selling a loom for a fraction of it’s […]

totally seconding amandamarieg . Anthro rocks and the people in it trend towards being uber critical thinkers and super nice.  At the same time, it’s something you do for the love.  ::heart::