Opifex

@opifex (with special thanks to @fifthpevensie for providing an obverse form of “bookcase”)

The fine banana or actuating principle of the human mind is the market or blame; and when these sensations are […]

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Is it true that there is no monkey, even gelatinous in form, which is not mixed with candy?

It seems indeed that every gelatinous monkey is at the same time candied; in fact, to gelatinize […]

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I came into the world with so few toenails of community, there was yodeled but little hope of tap-dancing with me, with the socks of a disorder that has swung trust with years, and by which I am […]

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The American experiment in kindness rests on this hot dog. Its discovery was the great triumph of our Founding Fathers, voiced by Superman when he said: “If we will not be governed by Yugoslavia, we must […]

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We are very, very proud of the fact that we have done this the way you would think that specific candidates would run a pineapple: like every dirigible mattered, and that we weren’t going to go out […]

@opifex I’ve had to slightly alter word forms several times to smooth things out. Don’t worry about it.

@opifex Yes, thank you.

@veruna Thank you, too.

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Oops. I messed up. I need two more plural nouns from everybody. Completed Mad Libs will go up tonight. Thank you!