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I’m all for leaving out the soda, but not because of calories. The sugars and fake sugars that are in that shit are bad news bears. And you’re right, double points for hydration by going the water/soda water route.

I generally take this wonderful supplement called zyflamend PM (I’ve mentioned this before, but my BF works for New Chapter. Though I swear by the products of theirs that I take, they are also the ones I have at […]

Oh, grrl, I KNOW you wrote those.. haikeese (like geese?)… That was a fun day.

Seriously, personalized haiki (octopi?) for donation monies? It’s why shit like kickstarter is even a thing.

Last time I was a bridesmaid (I was like, the backup 11th bridesmaid…) I decided I’d only do it for my bffs. And even then, I would decline maid of honor/beg them not to make me do it.

My least favorite line […]

This is a really brilliant conversation. This and that time that we all got haiku’s for donating to a new server: why Persephone is the bestone (pronounced best-oh-knee).

(also I really love that now this is […]

OMG. I totally didn’t mean that in a story topping way. What I meant was ISN’T IT TOTALLY TERRIBLE?!

Yea, not knowing is tough, but just remember: the body is weird. And sometimes it does stuff thats […]

I slept terribly last night. (Got a cold and what not. Plus some serious muscle and joint pain.) I’m trying to stay awake for bf to come home post a movie night, because I know that if I lay down, and then he […]

Is she in a cast? Please tell me she’s in a cast… Not that I hope your puppy is hurt, but puppys + casts…. they make my heart melt.

BAHAHA. I’m so sorry to mislead. And I, too, wish that was the sort of kink I was talking about.

Also, that’s a wonderfully appropriate gif.

BRILLIANT.

(And I’m honored)

I hear you on the ‘always feeling less than 100%.’ It’s a great way to describe it. You feel at a deficit (and for me, I’m always at a deficit, but there’s definitely a ‘productive line’ that I feel often below… […]

MAN. I hear you on that tendency. People tell me about terrible things that happen to them and I laugh. And then I realize I’ve been laughing. And apologize. It’s like… It’s my ‘shocked’ face… to laugh. It’s […]

OMG What is the Michelle Obama impressed face? Is it in gif form? If so I need to haz it.

Yea, I know I shouldn’t. I think I feel bad because it felt like I couldn’t stop when normally I’m all like “ooo I’ve […]

Ok. (1) I fucked my foot up. I dropped a board on it when bf and I were loading a scooter into a truck. I was fairly certain it was broken. I can now walk around (after a day with my feet up), but I can’t put […]

THEY MADE A CHEESE?

Tell me more… uhm, much more, in delicious details…

THIS.

Though I will have to say… Let’s say, beer A is 8.9% alcohol and $6, but beer B is 6.0 alcohol and $7 but is mage of liquid bacon fat…. well, I’d probably have to go with beer B.

I’m a girl, so math is, like, super tough. So, golly gee, I’m not even sure I did it right! Multiplication and stuff!

GUYS. GUYS. LETS MAKE A VODKA OUT OF BACON FAT. PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS.

*om nom nom nom nom*

EXACTLY. I prefer my vodka good n’ fat. I’ll just uhm, exercise it all off with some drunk cardio. Yes? Yes.