Joan

I was going to say, “You fuck beautifully.” Then realised that didn’t sound quite right. “You give fucks beautifully,” didn’t really work either. How about hugs?

I know that sane people have their lives and loves in this state but in a momentarily day dream I just saw an exodus of sanity and money leave the state and have this fucking stupid governor man wave a white flag because oh well darn, turns out they’re people after all.

Here’s another image, for every time you see his face:

He was in my tiny town for a photo op yesterday with reps from my and other local companies. I was so glad I was not required to make an appearance because I wouldn’t have been able to hold my tongue. (He was late, too, because of his secret signing.)

Tech companies are fighting back. Good. Although, way to fuck the economy, asshole.

You know, I liked Indianapolis when I was there, but because of this guy I don’t think I could ever live there.

I missed half of the movie and was sober during the part I did catch (which I am ashamed to admit) but I’d like to applaud our brave unicorn warriors for carrying forth with this brave endeavor.