The unexpected heir usurped, bereaved, and whose three children are the key to success…

The unexpected heir usurped, bereaved, and whose three children are the key to success…
It’ s back to the usual format for Game of Thrones, but with about five massively climactic moments I’m not sure where to start recapping — or finish. Also — IT’S THE END OF THE SERIES [“season” for our U.S. readers ~Ed.], HOLD ME.
It turns out it’s difficult to recap an awesome epic battle episode that rips the heart right out of you.
This is one of those times I knew exactly what was coming at the end and I still had to watch through my fingers.
To Kill A…? No, wait…
Whew, things are moving along…
“We don’t hurt little girls in Dorne.” “Everywhere in the world, they hurt little girls.”
I owe you an apology.
Let’s get the inevitable out of the way first, shall we? [Content note: sexual violence]
That’s NOT how that was supposed to go down.
This episode does exactly what it says on the tin. In a way…
Rich, influential, and unscrupulous; the saviour and downfall of kings…
A bloodthirsty son of royal parents, whose mother’s virtue was called into question… let’s meet Edward of Lancaster.
She switched sides more often than Cersei changes clothes, and she’ll doing anything to see her family on the throne…
When he heard his noble father had been executed, he gathered his followers and publicly renounced his allegiance to the king. Later, his army was slaughtered by the king’s allies after agreeing to an allegiance. This notorious bloodbath become known as…