Fashion hoors, internet denizens, and/or people with nothing better to do on Thursday nights – this is it. The grand finale for Project Runway All Stars. If we encounter another Gretchen (cursed be her name) brown diaper situation, I fully encourage nasty limericks to be written about the winner who doesn’t deserve it. If you’re not […]
And so it comes to this. It’s part one of the finale, featuring the caftan, the kitsch, and (he who better motherf*&^ing be) the winner. I refer, of course, to Michael, Austin, and Mondo. They are the all-starriest designers on Project Runway All Stars as decided by a bunch of talentless suits at Lifetime and […]
Kenley: I wonder what we’re going to be doing today? Mondo: Probably designing something. Yes, friends, there are only four designers left on Project Runway All Stars, and Kenley, Girl Genius, is one of them. If you had told me Kenley and Michael would still be here at this point, I would have shoved you […]
Last night on Project Runway All Stars, Not-Heidi finally revealed her talent (besides being tall, White, and “blonde”). She is a woman of such spectacular ability that she can make clothes illuminate from within from the power of her magic model cooch! No wonder Wall Street guys will only date the ladies of the catwalk. […]
You know, Persephoneers, I look forward to this blog every week. I love Project Runway All Stars, it’s fun to write, and I love you. Yes, I’m drunk, why do you ask? It’s Whiskey Thursday, which kinda rhymes after half a bottle. As Hemingway said, “Write drunk, edit sober, and hey, you, cutie – wanna see […]
Raise your glass of wine and squeeze that Ho-Ho, Persephone readers – it’s time to read about the glamorous life you’ll never have. Project Runway All Stars answers the question: what would happen if a rhinestone and ego factory exploded? I hope you slags appreciate this amazing writing I do – my husband just declared that he’s […]
Persephoneers, I need you to grab something sweet, because if you don’t have something dessert-like to sink your teeth into, you may become very cranky while you read this blog. The challenge on Project Runway All Stars this week was to create a tasteful look based on dessert. Well, I know exactly what I would […]
I would just like to clear it up right now, Project Runway All Stars fans: I am the best designer. Yes, me, Miss Worded a.k.a. Lucy Woodhull (also known in some circles as Tits Milano-Cookies). You may be confused, as everyone on PR last night told you that they were, in fact, the best designer […]