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Humor

Open Letter to People Who Pee on Toilet Seats

Dear Inconsiderate Pissers, This week I have sat on no fewer than five toilets covered in pee in train stations, mall bathrooms, airports, and in restaurants. It seems that everywhere I go, one of you has left me a present to marinate my butt in. Well, I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s piss.

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Life

When the Private Bathroom Goes Public

Like many New York City residents, my fiancé and I have a rather unique living situation. I won’t go into the details, but essentially they all boil down to one very important fact: in theory, we share a bathroom with another person. In practice, however, it sometimes seems like we might be sharing a bathroom […]