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9 Lies the Internet Tells You About Bed Bugs

[Original publication date: April 23, 2014] As some of our readers may recall, I was recently infested with bed bugs. It was an unholy nightmare of creepy reveals, itching extremities, and, well, nightmares. 

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Life

9 Lies the Internet Tells You About Bed Bugs

As some of our readers may recall, I was recently infested with bed bugs. It was an unholy nightmare of creepy reveals, itching extremities, and, well, nightmares. 

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Ladyguides

Ladyguide: Creating a Red Wedding for Bed Bugs

Like most fashion trends, interesting music, and fads, it takes a while for the Next Big Thing to reach the Midwest. Apparently, fucking bed bugs are no exception. 

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Life

The Real Housewives of NY never have to deal with this shit

Several years ago when I lived in Brooklyn, before bedbugs were the scourge of the rich and famous, they were the scourge of everyone else, including yours truly.  For a few weeks I noticed some welts. I decided I was having an allergic reaction to something and dismissed them. Then a couple weeks later I […]