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A Completely True Biography of Neil deGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson was born outside the known universe, inside a black hole where time is relative. I’d tell you the name of his solar system, but to your miniscule human brain, the characters alone would make your eyeballs explode, which would be very messy for you. So let’s call the magical realm where Mr. […]

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Lunchtime Poll

Lunchtime Poll 11/24

I’ve been thinking of food all damned day.  So obviously this will be a food themed lunchtime poll.  I keep dodging the copout of asking whether you all are team cake or pie, but since food is clearly the biggest word in our tag cloud (down and to the right for people who don’t scroll) […]