Bones ended season nine with a bang, and by that I mean, shit blew up. Let’s start at the beginning!

Bones ended season nine with a bang, and by that I mean, shit blew up. Let’s start at the beginning!
After a two-week break, Bones is back with the first of the final two episodes of Season 9.
Real life is a bitch today so this will be a short recap but as the old saying goes, size doesn’t matter. But don’t let the length fool you: this was an excellent episode. (Also that old saying? Totally a lie. Sorry, guys.)
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in . . . Oh, sorry. This is Bones. Every time the victim’s name in this episode was pronounced oh-so-carefully as Made-LINE, I got distracted looking for nuns and French school girls.
Someone in the Bones‘ writers’ room is hugely in favor of the medical use of marijuana, so this episode plays like a campaign advertisement for the practice. Even so, this episode was nice, with flashes of what made the early seasons special and, frankly, it was a welcome change from the blah, meh and WTF […]
Three sets of remains are found in an urn that should contain only one set, Michelle breaks Finn’s heart and in case you’ve been living under a rock and missed the million other times someone on Bones said it, Booth is a good man.
Bones aired a new episode on Monday. This is a recap. That’s as clever as I can get with this one.
Brennan is on the jury for a case against a major soccer star, Peter Kidman. The Jeffersonian team is split as to which side Brennan will be on: Angela and Hodgins think it is clear that the defendant committed the murder. Cam and Squintern Daisy think the evidence just isn’t there and Brennan always goes with […]
A sperm donor ends up in a beaver dam, Hodgins gives birth, and Brennan gets into a feud.
Booth and Brennan are on their honeymoon in Argentina and Brennan is finding it hard to relax. She buzzkills Booth’s plans to go to some waterfall pool with information about said pool’s fecal content, but when Booth asks what she would like to do, she takes him to a morgue to see remains of The Disappeared.
OH. EM. GEE. It’s Booth and Brennan wedding time, y’all! And MJ Bush and I are double teaming this auspicious occasion. But of course, a corpse (and a minor church fire possibly caused by Brennan’s mother) derail the wedding plans. Ready to ride? Buckle in.
Christopher Pelant is back and is simultaneously more creepy and less threatening than ever before. Agent Flynn returns, briefly. Sweets is back in a suit. Super-cute Priestender is back, too!
It’s been a couple of weeks since Sweets started his leave and just when he thought he was out, they pull him back in for help with a case relating to gang violence.
After last week’s angst-filled opener, the Jeffersonian team gets back into the swing of things and Booth and Brennan reprise their undercover identities of Tony and Roxie to get inside a marriage retreat and find the cutest darn killers ever.
Previously on Bones, Christopher Pelant killed a lot of people, framed Brennan for killing more people, and then stole all of Hodgins’ money. But Booth shot his face up pretty good. Now he’s back in a Batcave style setup, stalking them.