Bones ended season nine with a bang, and by that I mean, shit blew up. Let’s start at the beginning!
After a two-week break, Bones is back with the first of the final two episodes of Season 9.
Real life is a bitch today so this will be a short recap but as the old saying goes, size doesn’t matter. But don’t let the length fool you: this was an excellent episode. (Also that old saying? Totally a lie. Sorry, guys.)
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in . . . Oh, sorry. This is Bones. Every time the victim’s name in this episode was pronounced oh-so-carefully as Made-LINE, I got distracted looking for nuns and French school girls.
Someone in the Bones‘ writers’ room is hugely in favor of the medical use of marijuana, so this episode plays like a campaign advertisement for the practice. Even so, this episode was nice, with flashes of what made the early seasons special and, frankly, it was a welcome change from the blah, meh and WTF […]
Three sets of remains are found in an urn that should contain only one set, Michelle breaks Finn’s heart and in case you’ve been living under a rock and missed the million other times someone on Bones said it, Booth is a good man.
Bones aired a new episode on Monday. This is a recap. That’s as clever as I can get with this one.
A body in a septic tank, a new intern and Brennan Learns A Lesson About Religion — that’s a lot to cram into a one-hour episode, so let’s get to it!
Oh, what a difference a week makes! In contrast to the capslocky rage induced by the glaring sexism of last week’s clumsy attempt at humor, this warm and lovely episode of Bones reminded me why, like Jack Twist, I just can’t quit this show.
Aye yi yi yi yi, this episode. *sigh* Let’s just get it over with.
When Bones tugs at your heartstrings, the tug usually turns into a hard, painful yank, and this episode was definitely proof of that. Grab a box of tissue and let’s dive in!
Hello, Persephoneers! Crystal asked me to take over the Bones recaps for a bit so we’ll be having this cozy chat every week for the next few months. I’ll do my best to maintain her professional tone and keep my snark to a minimum but if it seeps out occasionally, I hope you’ll make allowances. […]
Brennan is on the jury for a case against a major soccer star, Peter Kidman. The Jeffersonian team is split as to which side Brennan will be on: Angela and Hodgins think it is clear that the defendant committed the murder. Cam and Squintern Daisy think the evidence just isn’t there and Brennan always goes with […]
A sperm donor ends up in a beaver dam, Hodgins gives birth, and Brennan gets into a feud.
Sometimes, being right is delicious. For those moments when quietly enjoying a personal victory just won’t do, these .gifs can be the cherry on top of your rightness.