I do not abide by our tagline. This martini has no gin. (You know what you did. Go clean the unicorn stables. ~ed.)

I do not abide by our tagline. This martini has no gin. (You know what you did. Go clean the unicorn stables. ~ed.)
I turned forty years old on Monday. I think I celebrated well, and although my peers and I collectively shake our heads that we are now entering our fourth decade, we are, in fact, entering our fourth decade.