How to Fight More Productively

I spend my life surrounded by attorneys. My father, brother, and sister-in-law are lawyers, and I have managed a mid-sized law firm for the past 9 years of my life. People have tried to set me up with attorneys repeatedly over the course of my dating life, perhaps thinking being surrounded by litigators 50+ hours […]


Being a Father Doesn’t Make You a Dad

It was a wise man who once said, “You need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.” Okay, maybe it was Keanu Reeve’s character, Tod, in the 1989 Steve Martin vehicle Parenthood, but […]

Op Ed

Ask STFU Jezzies 1/5

Hey everyone! It’s Ask STFU Jezzies time!  I’m ready to answer your questions about life, moral dilemmas, manners, whatever! So let’s get to today’s questions. My roommate is 21 going on 14 and decided to get kittens (a brother and sister) right after I moved in. I’m pretty sure she got them purely for the […]