“Nobody knows who I am. Not the real me. It’s like, nobody cares enough to find out. I mean, does anyone ever ask *me* what I want to do with my life? Or what my opinion is on stuff? Or what restaurant to order in from?”
“And you’re sure this isn’t just some fanboy thing? ‘Cause I’ve fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.”
“I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death, the blood cry, the penetrating wound. I am destruction. Absolute … alone.”
This one is a simple and easy poll! October is one of my favorite months, given it’s my birthday month, (the 21st, don’t forget that) and that Halloween is the holiday of the month. I love Halloween. I have always loved it. There is something to be said about being someone else. I guess it’s […]
Giles: Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there’s no hope of going there tomorrow. Dawn: We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side. Xander: All those shops, gone. The Gap, Starbucks, Toys ‘R’ Us… Who will remember all those landmarks unless we tell the world of them?
It’s premiere week on network television, which got me thinking.
This isn’t your business. It’s mine. You, the Initiative, the boys at the Pentagon… You’re in way over your heads. Messing with primeval forces you’ve got no comprehension of… I’m the Slayer. You’re playing on my turf.
“You feel smothered. Trapped like an animal. Pure in its ferocity. Unable to actualize the feelings within. Clinging to one truth, like a flame, struggling to burn within an enclosed glass: that a beast this powerful cannot be contained. Inevitably, it will break free and savage the land again. I will make you whole again, […]
A few weekends ago, I caught the very end of Sharknado, which was so ridiculous, it was hilarious. But it needed a little something. Moby Dick, maybe? So, without further ado, here are five absurd crossovers that have never happened, but need to happen:
I was waiting. I feel like some part of me will always be waiting for you. Like if I’m old and blue-haired and I turn the corner in Istanbul, and there you are. I won’t be surprised… Because you’re with me, you know?
Growing up a fan of giant monsters and giant robots, I was excited when Guillermo Del Toro announced he was working on a mecha vs kaiju film. Del Toro is a fanboy at heart so I trusted he would take the source material and put his spin on it. His handling of Hellboy really spoke […]
Buffy: Anya, tell them about the alternate universes. Anya: Oh, okay. Um… say you really like shrimp a lot. Or we could say you don’t like shrimp at all. “Blah, I wish there weren’t any shrimp,” you’d say to yourself – Buffy: Stop! You’re saying it wrong.
Recently I watched all of Top of the Lake (from 1-3 a.m., slept, went to work, came home and finished the last five episodes before bed), which Selena reviewed a few months ago. I have also finished the entirety of Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Black Books and Luther, all in a matter […]
“Shut up. Do you think I’m afraid of you? You’re nothing! Disgusting! Murderous bitch! You’re nothing! You’re disgusting!”
I am a mass consumer of pop culture. I watch a lot of TV shows, both good and bad.