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Recap: America’s Next Top Model, Episode 16.12: “Yo Model So Emo, When She Sits Around the House, She Cries a Lot.”

There are only two more episodes left of America’s Next Top Model for Cycle 16! Can you feel the excitement? Can you feel the tension?! My cat just yawned. IT’S ON, PERSEPHONEERS! Who will make the final two? Molly? Hannah?? Brittani??? Should I ask more questions? WHY AM I ASKING YOU? YOU ARE NOT HERE!

Tags America's Next Top Model, America's Next Top Model recap, Andre Leon Talley, ANTM, ANTM recap, cats, crazy cat lady, IMG Models, Jay Manuel, Lara Spencer, Ms. J. Alexander, nigel barker, The Insider, TV, tv recap, tv recaps, Tyra Banks

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We Try It: The Slanket

Readers, I’m cold all the time. I wear long sleeves in the summer, and Indiana summers are a bit like living in America’s sweaty jock strap. Come winter, I wear lots of layers and wrap myself in quilts. Being as I’m also stingy, I like to keep the thermostat set low in the winter. I’m […]

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