Bones ended season nine with a bang, and by that I mean, shit blew up. Let’s start at the beginning!
After a two-week break, Bones is back with the first of the final two episodes of Season 9.
Real life is a bitch today so this will be a short recap but as the old saying goes, size doesn’t matter. But don’t let the length fool you: this was an excellent episode. (Also that old saying? Totally a lie. Sorry, guys.)
Three sets of remains are found in an urn that should contain only one set, Michelle breaks Finn’s heart and in case you’ve been living under a rock and missed the million other times someone on Bones said it, Booth is a good man.
Bones aired a new episode on Monday. This is a recap. That’s as clever as I can get with this one.
Oh, what a difference a week makes! In contrast to the capslocky rage induced by the glaring sexism of last week’s clumsy attempt at humor, this warm and lovely episode of Bones reminded me why, like Jack Twist, I just can’t quit this show.
When Bones tugs at your heartstrings, the tug usually turns into a hard, painful yank, and this episode was definitely proof of that. Grab a box of tissue and let’s dive in!
Hello, Persephoneers! Crystal asked me to take over the Bones recaps for a bit so we’ll be having this cozy chat every week for the next few months. I’ll do my best to maintain her professional tone and keep my snark to a minimum but if it seeps out occasionally, I hope you’ll make allowances. […]
The world of Bones is not a happy place as we open season nine. In the last episode of S8, Brennan proposed to Booth, who accepted with a happy twinkle in his eye — which lasted until Sooper Evil Baddest Guy Ever Christopher Pelant threatened to kill random people if Booth didn’t break off the engagement. […]
Scalping, academic publishing, baby blues, and blow-outs? It’s an all over the place episode of Bones, this week, and even Brennan ends up seeming kind of disgusted at the killer.
This week on Bones: An extreme couponer finds herself on the wrong end of a semi-truck (as in, underneath it), Brennan goes back to work, and Cam’s daughter finds a new love interest… in the lab. With bonus Tina Majorino!
BONES IS BACK!!! AND THE BABY IS COMING!!! ALL CAPS ARE NECESSARY!!!!!1!!!! Oh, and there’s a case, but who cares about that because BABY IS COMING!!!!
A retiring postal employee shows a new guy the ropes around the dead letter office. He explains that twice a year, they open up the packages that end up there. As the new guy opens up a gross, bloody package, Retiree snarks that he found a dead cat once. New Guy has him beat”¦ it’s […]
A couple looks through a dump site and the woman complains that this is much lower class than their shopping trips to Paris used to be. Still, there’s some good antique store fare in the haul, including some tintypes. Before they can gather up some merchandise, though, they almost get run over by a fridge […]
An old woman (who is played by the old woman that plays every single old woman in everything ever, you know who I’m talking about, the woman has 170 IMDB credits and is credited as some iteration of “Old Woman” in 15 of them!!!) enters an apartment. She’s the landlady and rent is 8 days […]