Persephoneers! Thank you so much for participating in The Big Cheese! Brackets are pointless when there’s no passion involved in jockeying for supremacy, and I was pleased to see you engaging (even if I had to goad you on occasion!).
Here it is, the culmination of our cheesy obsessions!
Holy moly! We’re in the Final Fromage! If you haven’t been keeping up with the bracket, the four division winners are Cheddar, Mozzarella, ChÃ¨vre, and Parmigiano.
Hello, my intrepid Persephoneers! Without further ado, let’s round off the Elite Eight!
No surprises for Day 11–a veritable tidal wave swept Cheddar into the Final Fromage, while Feta handily topped its Wild Card competition.
Welcome back to the Big Cheese Bracket! We’re now entering the semifinals, the Elite Eight. The “specialty” cheeses have largely fallen by the wayside, as have the lesser standards; the powerhouses remain in the running, spiced up with a few underdogs and wild cards.
We’re getting closer, and our path is becoming more and more treacherous, littered with the discarded rinds of defeated curds.
Another day, another excruciatingly painful decision, focused this time on the saltiest competitors!
Man, yesterday was fuckin’ painful, huh?
Folks, this week is gonna suck–take a look at what the bracket looks like for this round. There will be much gnashing of teeth and weeping of salty, salty tears. I’m truly sorry, but there’s no avoiding it; there’s a hell of a lot of great cheese in the world!
Welcome back! Day 4 was a tough one, huh? Definitely the closest matches we’ve seen so far! By the way, OH HEY I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU… WILD CARD!!
Welcome back! Day 3 brings a number of tough contests, as salty goes against sweet, hard competes with runny, intense dukes it out with mild. Make your cases convincing, folks; these match-ups are definitely up for grabs!