One of the side effects of having a regular column is revealing things about yourself little by little, until you stop noticing how much personal stuff you’re actually telling perfect strangers. To pre-empt a slow and boring process, let me just tell you everything there is to know right now, and be done with it.
Happy Halloween! Did you pass out candy tonight? Wear witch socks to work or school? How did you celebrate? I picked 1988 tonight because I think it’s the year I started passing out the candy instead of collecting it.