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Deus ex MacIntosh: Sassing Up The Entryway

Deus ex MacIntosh used to be a tongue-in-cheek advice column that didn’t work out. Now, it’s something completely different.

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Deus ex MacIntosh: It’s Just A Little Crush

We’re back for another round of Deus ex MacIntosh, where I solve your problems with the help of TV.  Like always, this column is for yuks, not for helping anyone make serious decisions. 

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Deus ex MacIntosh: Winning an Internet Argument

Dear Selena, How can TV help me win an Internet argument? Signed, Loaded for Bear, Needs Outlet

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Deus ex MacIntosh: Cats vs. Dogs

We’re back for another session of Deus ex MacIntosh, where we find all life’s answers in TV. Or at least have fun looking at old clips. As always, my advice is for entertainment purposes only. If you follow any of my advice it is at your own risk, and may require photographic evidence.

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Deus ex MacIntosh: My Mom Hates My Fiance

Welcome back to Deus ex MacIntosh, where I help you solve your pressing life issues with the help of my encyclopedic knowledge of television.  Remember: this column is purely for entertainment purposes, and I’m not responsible if you decide to follow any of my terrible advice.  

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Deus ex MacIntosh: Unrequited

Welcome back to Deus ex MacIntosh, where I put hours of wasting my time in front of the television to good use – by solving your problems. As always, this column is for entertainment purposes only, actually following any of my advice is a terrible idea.  To the letter! 

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Deus ex MacIntosh: My Friends are Jerks

Welcome to our newest feature on Persephone Magazine, Deus ex MacIntosh, where I use TV to solve your problems.  Today’s question was culled from an email conversation among the editors. Please note, take the following advice with both a grain of salt and with your tongue in your cheek. I’m typically funnier than I am […]

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You Can’t Take Us Anywhere, But You Can Ask Us Anything

Especially perceptive readers may have noticed a few new things in the menu bar, up there underneath the main header. We’re excited to share some new features and doo-dads with you (more are on the horizon!) but we’re breaking them out slowly. Tonight: the new writer directory and Ask Us!