I know! Not fair. (But hey, it’s good news for some women, just not me.)
Yes. There will be something about camel wrestling later, but let’s have some news first.
Greetings, citizens. This week, we’ve got some bits and bobs from the non-mainstream media, and for those interested in EU matters, it’s fascinating stuff.
Greetings! Here’s some Ebola-free news for you all.
Who’s there? Well, will you look at that, it’s Ebola and ISIS.
Greetings, citizens, from your friendly unicorn watching the news in Germany. I have to say though, they’re much the same depressing heap of hopelessness over here. Let’s get to it.
It’s all about some pretty tough sanctions this week, so let’s have a look:
Citizens of Europe, I despair of you. Well, some of you. The results of the elections for the European Parliament have not been wholly surprising, but the extent of anti-EU feeling across the continent is disheartening. Let’s have a look.
Citizens, I missed you! Sara did a great job while I was busy having fun — but at least I was having good, clean European fun. Germany was sunny, and the news was… boring. Not much happening over there, so let’s look east, which is where the real news is.