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Life

Dr. Susan vs. Dr. Laura: My husband is sad!

Hey there, what do you do if your husband gets a pay cut and is sad about it? Make sure he knows that as long as he is manly manly man man manly taking care of you in a manly way, nothing else matters! This is taken from Dr. Laura’s YouTube channel.

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Life

Dr. Susan vs. Dr. Laura: Is it okay to decline marital sex?

Oh, boy oh boy. Oh boy. Here goes (question taken from Dr. Laura’s YouTube channel):

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Life

Dr. Tigress vs. Dr. Laura: I’m husbandless with stupid friends!

Yeah, my name is now Tigress. What. I’m like a tiger! Just more ladylike. It’s still me, though. This week, Dr. Laura has advice for a woman who is anxious to get married.

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Life

Dr. Susan vs. Dr. Laura: Surviving Infidelity

Another week, another interesting set of beliefs by Dr. Laura. This week, we actually sort of agree. In the big picture. But the devil is in the details, right? The topic: infidelity. This is taken from Dr. Laura’s blog, which I would advise staying away from in general unless you have a strong stomach.

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Life

Dr. Susan vs. Dr. Laura: Get Back into the Kitchen, Wench

Oh, Dr. Laura. Even though you haven’t updated your YouTube site recently, a browse through your archives shows me that I will never run out of material to go up against. This week: How could I resist something called “Home Should Represent True Fulfillment for Women“? Since this is a blog post, I’m going to look […]

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Life

Dr. Susan vs. Dr. Laura: Can I Do Manly Things While My Husband is Away?

The following was taken from Dr. Laura’s website. Have questions you want somebody that isn’t Dr. Laura to answer? Ask me! The question: “My husband is going on vacation for 2 weeks and, as a surprise for him while he’s gone, I’m planning on having some work done to our home…fix the floor, remodel, trim the trees and […]

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Life

Dr. Susan vs. Dr. Laura: Why can’t we go back to the good old days? AKA: Feminism causes date rape.

[Trigger warning for discussion of rape.] Do not click to open this unless you are prepared to get really, really angry. It’s bad, guys. The following was taken from Dr. Laura’s website. Have questions you want somebody that isn’t Dr. Laura to answer? Ask me! The question: “Should I have a conversation with my 29-year-old daughter regarding […]

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Life

Dr. Susan vs. Dr. Laura: My husband’s friend is a sluuuuuut. Do I have to go to the baby shower?

And, here we go again. Brace yourselves, Persephoneers, it’s a doozy. The following was taken from Dr. Laura’s website. Have any questions you want somebody that isn’t Dr. Laura to answer? Ask me! The question: “Recently, my husband’s best friend knocked up his ‘shack-up honey’ after dating her for three months. This is his first […]

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Life

Ask Dr. Susan vs. Ask Dr. Laura: “I’m running out of Febreze. How do I convince my husband not to be smelly?”

Once again, I’m going to be tackling some advice that Dr. Laura has given (taken from transcripts on her website), and look at it from a different, less awful perspective. If you would like some similar not-awful advice, ask me! I am all-knowing. Except when I’m not. But mostly-knowing.

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Life

Ask Dr. Susan vs. Ask Dr. Laura: If your husband won’t help you around the house, too bad! At least he’s a man.

Once again, I’m going to be tackling some advice that Dr. Laura has given (taken from transcripts on her website), and look at it from a different, less awful perspective. If you would like some similar not-awful advice, ask me! http://persephonemagazine.com/ask-us/ I am all-knowing. Except when I’m not. But mostly-knowing. The question: “I’m beginning to […]

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Perspectives

Ask Dr. Susan vs. Ask Dr. Laura: how do I escape from all the sluts?

Once again, I’m going to be tackling some advice that Dr. Laura has given (taken from transcripts on her website ), and look at it from a different, less awful perspective. If you would like some similar not-awful advice, ask me! I am all-knowing. Except when I’m not. But mostly-knowing. The question: “I’m 16 years […]

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Ask Dr. Susan vs. Ask Dr. Laura: “Please Help Me to Fix My Husband”

It’s like I joined the Witness Protection Program, except the exact opposite. Hi. I’m Susan. I used to go by Malyshka, which isn’t my real name, but I decided that doing so was dumb. So now I go by Susan, which IS my real name. Hi! You should still ask me stuff. This week, I’m […]

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Op Ed

Ask Dr. Malyshka vs. Ask Dr. Laura: My daughter is a huge huge slut, do I have to babysit her kid?

True story. I’m a doctor. Not the kind that’s qualified to give professional advice, but if Dr. Laura can do it in good conscience, so then can I. The following is taken from Dr. Laura’s website, a transcript of a recent call: “Our daughter is a single, divorced mom of a three-year-old, she’s still living […]

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LadyGhosts of TV Past

Ladyghosts: TWW 2.03 “The Midterms”

Josh: It’s called the theory of everything. CJ: Is it comprehensive?