See if you can guess what the article is about based on the hyperbolic headlines I wrote.
In drag, that is.
Alyssa Edwards? Who? Children, gather round this open thread, like little cub scouts here to learn-e-ded.
Persephoneers, put a match to your pilot light, because we’re gonna have a roast up in here! Sadly, I cannot transmit any hot beef over the interwebs*, so you’ll have to be content with our favorite queens roasting Ru and the judges on this episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race!
Kittens – behold, we are now in the fifth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.