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Ask UfYH: Easy Ways to Fake a Clean House

So maybe you haven’t been keeping up on your housekeeping routine as much as you’d like. Which is all well and good, but you just found out you’re having company in a few hours. There may not be time to do a top-to-bottom emergency unfucking, but you can fake a clean house with just a […]

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Ask UfYH: Emergency Clean Your Home in the Shortest Time Possible

So, your landlord/parent/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.

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Ask UfYH: Emergency Cleaning

So, your landlord/parent/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.

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Emergency Cleaning: Unf*%& Your Whole House in the Shortest Time Possible

So, your landlord/parent/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.

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Ladyguide: Emergency Housecleaning

The phone rings.  It’s family, they’re twenty minutes away and your home looks like it’s been taken over by squatters. What do you do? Don’t fret, readers. I have mastered the art of deceptive housekeeping, and I am here to share all my dirty (heh!) little last minute cleaning secrets with you. Because I care.