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New Show Recap: True Blood S7E10 — “Thank You”

If you’re feeling this nostalgic Bill, I gotta ask what the fuck? Cause to my mind nostalgia and suicide? Don’t mix.

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Gif Round Up: True Blood Edition

Now that we’re counting down the days until the final episode of HBO’s True Blood airs later this summer, it’s time to reflect on the real gift this show has given us — amazing gifs.

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New Show Recap: True Blood S7E4 — “Death is Not the End”

“Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.”

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New Show Recap: True Blood S6.E2 — “The Sun”

I watched this week’s episode within the context of attending a writing conference. Right before I queued up “The Sun,” I sat in a reading given by the poet D.A. Powell and the author Stacey Levine, and then to an impromptu sharing of student works over beers and wines in the garden of a bar […]

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New Show Recap: True Blood S6.E1 — “Who Are You, Really?”

“I never expected it from myself. Bill’s not the only one who changed. My life is so different than I thought it’d turn out. I am not who I’d thought who I’d turn out to be.”

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.12, “Save Yourself”

“I told you, the first night we met: Vampires often turn on those they love the most.”

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New Show Recap ““ True Blood 5.9 “Everybody Wants to Rule the World”

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.05, “Let’s Boot and Rally”

First of all, I’ve seen enough horror movies to know you don’t split up when you’re in a big, scary asylum and there’s a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it’s fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect […]

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.03, “Whatever I Am, You Made Me”

Becoming a Maker’s an eternal commitment, greater than any marriage, deeper than any human bond. To throw that away is sacrilege.

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.02, “Authority Always Wins”

And I’m here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who’s been dead for three days knows where we’re coming from. Someone in The Authority made Steve Newlin the new face of vampires everywhere. Keen watchers, here’s your clue there’s gonna be a lot of religion in Season 5. So let’s see just […]

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True Blood Recap: S4, E8 ““ “Spellbound”

“Sorry man, I stopped listening about half way through.” You and me both, Jason. You and me both. We are halfway through what should have been the best season of True Blood so far ““ the witch war and Sookie/Eric should have been plenty to propel the storyline ““ and I’m about ready to stop […]

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True Blood Recap: S4, E7 ““ “Cold Grey Light of Dawn”

Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?

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True Blood Recap: S4, E6 ““ “I Wish I Was The Moon”

Eric, snap the f*ck out of it! You have no loyalty to Bill Compton. You are a Viking vampire and god and you bow to no one! If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang!  

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True Blood Recap: Season 4, Episode 5 ““ “Me and the Devil”

You are incapable of love. You are damned. You cannot be saved. You are a creature of death, and the living are only good for one thing, and it is not love.

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True Blood Recap: Season 4, Episode 3 ““ “If You Love Me, Why Am I Dying?”

Witches? Oh, great, now I have to deal with witches?! No! Not my problem!