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Bodies

Cutthroat Fat-Hate

Alton Brown is at it again. By “it,” I mean being a self-important, smarmy fat-shamer.

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Just for Fun

The “Chopped” Drinking Game

Formulaic reality TV makes for great boozing.

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Food

The Definitive Chopped Judges Ranking

My wife and I are obsessed with food shows and competition shows. Chopped is our favorite because it combines food and competition the best. If you are unfamiliar with the concept, four contestants start out competing in the appetizer round where they get a random basket of four ingredients that must be incorporated into their final […]

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Pop Culture

Oh Pioneer Woman!

There are some people in the world who just can’t help being polarizing. You either love them or hate them; there’s rarely any indifference. One of these figures is the Pioneer Woman, a.k.a Ree Drummond. A mother of four and wife of a rancher, Drummond blogs about life in the Oklahoma country. Her fans are […]

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Pop Culture

Why Does Food Network Soothe My Soul?

Last week, I found myself laid up at home with a case of pink eye. I think the last time I had pink eye was when I was eight years old, and having it as an adult is just as gross. Here’s a quick public service announcement: if you have pink eye, stay home! Don’t […]

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Lunchtime Poll

Lunchtime Poll – 6/22

We have been watching a lot of Food Network recently (and it’s new sister Cooking Channel since the Food Network went the way of MTV, VH1, TLC, and the History Channel and now rarely shows cooking shows). Anyway, it has led to a lot of discussion about various celebrity chefs. We have a whole lot […]

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Life

Someone Tried to Scam My Nana and I Am Pissed

I am typically a pretty peaceful person, but the unadulterated rage that I have been feeling for the past 36 hours could really use an outlet, and that outlet would preferably be the face of the woman who tried to scam my nana out of $3,800 yesterday.

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Lunchtime Poll

Lunchtime Poll 11/29

Happy noon! (at least here in EST.)  Hope everyone is having a completely awesome day which will be remembered through the ages in story and song.  We’re typing our fingers off over here, but don’t you worry.  We’d write for you guys with bloody stubs.