News in Europe

News in Europe: At Least You Didn’t Marry a Bunny, Nigel

Citizens, I missed you! Sara did a great job while I was busy having fun — but at least I was having good, clean European fun. Germany was sunny, and the news was… boring. Not much happening over there, so let’s look east, which is where the real news is.


The Hidden Cities of Paris

Paris is easily one of the most referenced cities in the world. It is the capitol of romance, of lights, wine, and of course, cheese. Every year Paris undergoes a number of strange transformations and the whims of the government. The Seine is turned into a beach during the month of August, with palm trees […]