The news is bad, but at least there may be a giant pancake breakfast in the works.
Welcome to the news. You want a dinosaur cat, don’t you?
There’s always a little schadenfreude in the news haikus.
Because reading all the news takes too much time, I’ve put it into easily digestible haiku.
You get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal! Everyone gets a gold medal for living through this week’s news!
The news in Haiku is a few days early because I’m going on vacation to a place without phone or Internet. Coco will have her updates to the news on Friday.
Penn State, passwords, banks Everyone’s doing something Read it in haiku
So we were out on vacation last week, but now we’re back with all the news that’s fit to write in 5 and 7 syllables.
Lots of bad news, but The worst is that House Hunters is not even real.
With heart and with carefully counted syllables, I offer you all the news that’s fit to haiku.
This week wasn’t as depressing as some that I’ve Haiku’d recently.
Here’s a few elegant ways to tell you about all the news that’s fit to haiku. Between disco, Facebook, and minority birth rates, a lot’s been going on.
One piece of good news Can make all the worst not bad Read on for some hope
Another week done The scream, vaginas and moon Rest up for next week
War crimes convicted Is Google monopoly? Smuggler bribe screeners