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News In Haiku Want Pancakes

The news is bad, but at least there may be a giant pancake breakfast in the works.

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News in Haiku Want a Dinosaur Cat

Welcome to the news. You want a dinosaur cat, don’t you?

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News in Haiku Love You

There’s always a little schadenfreude in the news haikus.

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News In Haiku Launch a Coup

Because reading all the news takes too much time, I’ve put it into easily¬†digestible¬†haiku.

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News in Haiku Have the Gold

You get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal! Everyone gets a gold medal for living through this week’s news!

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The News in Haiku Needs a Vacation

The news in Haiku is a few days early because I’m going on vacation to a place without phone or Internet. Coco will have her updates to the news on Friday.

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News in Haiku Say Yoo-hoo!

Penn State, passwords, banks Everyone’s doing something Read it in haiku

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News Appetizers in Haiku Missed You

So we were out on vacation last week, but now we’re back with all the news that’s fit to write in 5 and 7 syllables.

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News Appetizers in Haiku Aren’t Fake

Lots of bad news, but The worst is that House Hunters is not even real.

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News Haikus: Woo-hoo!

With heart and with carefully counted syllables, I offer you all the news that’s fit to haiku.

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News Appetizers in Haiku to Say Thank You

This week wasn’t as depressing as some that I’ve Haiku’d recently.

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News Haikus Like Disco

Here’s a few elegant ways to tell you about all the news that’s fit to haiku. Between disco, Facebook, and minority birth rates, a lot’s been going on.

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News Haikus Want a Mini-Mammoth

One piece of good news Can make all the worst not bad Read on for some hope

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News Appetizers in Haiku ‘Cause We’re Cool

Another week done The scream, vaginas and moon Rest up for next week

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News Appetizers in Haiku for You

War crimes convicted Is Google monopoly? Smuggler bribe screeners