A word of fashion advice: The next time you’re invited to a Sooper Sekrit Fancy Party, don’t wear white. You just never know when a wedding will break out!
Quick – someone remind me that the Adam of Sunday night is also the Adam who lied about taking an STD test and otherwise has behaved up to this point like a self-absorbed dick. Seriously. Please? I’m in danger of gushing over him and that must stop.