After years of just saying no, I have finally entered the world of iPhone users.
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After years of just saying no, I have finally entered the world of iPhone users.
We’re taking a break from zombies in this installment of Apps That Don’t Suck. Today we’re talking adorable robot protagonists.
First of all, I do not own an iPhone or iPad. This makes me sad, but thankfully the App Store is still around for me to read vicariously. If I did have an iPhone, you can bet a good number of these apps would make it on there:
Users of iTunes: I double dog dare you to search the app store with the term “women”. Look in a mirror. Now look back at your screen. You are now a fecund uterus with a flabby ass who needs to buy milk and eggs.