Bring it on, brosephs. (As usual, trigger warnings for pretty much everything apply.)
We’ve made it to the finale, and our three dedicated designers all brought the very best of what they do.
Welcome back, fashion and schadenfreude lovers, it’s time for another breakdown of all the good stuff from last week’s Project Runway.
The overarching theme of this episode: Shut the hell up, Laura Kathleen.
And so it comes to this. It’s part one of the finale, featuring the caftan, the kitsch, and (he who better motherf*&^ing be) the winner. I refer, of course, to Michael, Austin, and Mondo. They are the all-starriest designers on Project Runway All Stars as decided by a bunch of talentless suits at Lifetime and […]
Kenley: I wonder what we’re going to be doing today? Mondo: Probably designing something. Yes, friends, there are only four designers left on Project Runway All Stars, and Kenley, Girl Genius, is one of them. If you had told me Kenley and Michael would still be here at this point, I would have shoved you […]
We’re letting our fashion flags freak flappily this week, friends, for Project Runway All Stars is going to the United Nations! As Not-Heidi droned woodenly: “…the United Nations brings together governments from around the world to find lasting solutions to some of our toughest challenges, such as climate change, human rights, peace, and security. And […]
You know, Persephoneers, I look forward to this blog every week. I love Project Runway All Stars, it’s fun to write, and I love you. Yes, I’m drunk, why do you ask? It’s Whiskey Thursday, which kinda rhymes after half a bottle. As Hemingway said, “Write drunk, edit sober, and hey, you, cutie – wanna see […]
Raise your glass of wine and squeeze that Ho-Ho, Persephone readers – it’s time to read about the glamorous life you’ll never have. Project Runway All Stars answers the question: what would happen if a rhinestone and ego factory exploded? I hope you slags appreciate this amazing writing I do – my husband just declared that he’s […]
Persephoneers, I need you to grab something sweet, because if you don’t have something dessert-like to sink your teeth into, you may become very cranky while you read this blog. The challenge on Project Runway All Stars this week was to create a tasteful look based on dessert. Well, I know exactly what I would […]