Recap: Project Runway All Stars, Episode 9, “Sometimes You’re Neon, Sometimes You’re Neoff.”

Last night on Project Runway All Stars, Not-Heidi finally revealed her talent (besides being tall, White, and “blonde”). She is a woman of such spectacular ability that she can make clothes illuminate from within from the power of her magic model cooch! No wonder Wall Street guys will only date the ladies of the catwalk. […]