I don’t want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share.
Sorkin loves Gilbert and Sullivan, and bully for Sorkin. I’m the worst theater degree holding person in the world, because I find Gilbert and Sullivan to be three prissy librettos beyond insufferable. When I saw this episode was going to fall on my watch, I groaned. I think I prefer Toe Pick to Gilbert and […]
Josh: It’s called the theory of everything. CJ: Is it comprehensive?
This episode opens with the lone surviving gunman being skinheady at a diner, with the news of Joshua Lyman’s injuries on the news (see Selena’s recap of 2.1 to be brought up to speed). This is one of my most favorite episodes ever, because it gives so much of the back story about the senior […]
Due to unforeseen issues that may or may not be related to a wrinkle in the fabric of space and time, Cylon infestation or an unruly unicorn, your regular recapper could not be here today. So we don’t set things back, I am proud to present my impromptu review of “Six Degrees of Separation” in […]
S-E-X. Sex. The sex drive in the human animal is intense. How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings?
It took us long enough, but between three or four writers, four months and roughly 25,000 words, we made it from our first introduction to the best POTUS ever when he drove his bicycle into a tree in the pilot until he was caught in the middle of an assassination attempt in the finale. Let’s […]
I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along and then vampires come and they run around and they kill people and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas and everyone’s like, “Oh, look! A mini-pizza!” but I’m telling you, I have…
This, according to Netflix, is the “action-packed season finale!” I know it’s been a couple weeks since my last recap, but hopefully we can all remember what has happened. A lot happens in this episode so it’s going to be a long recap. Let’s get going!
Good. ‘Cause I’ve had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me . . . that’s just fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.
No, Angel, it’s not you. You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me. I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids.
O hai! It’s Lisa M! Welcome to my X-Men Animated Series nostalgia-fest recaps. You might be asking: Of all the ’90s cartoons you could be recapping, why X-Men?
Ed. Note: TW on this episode for discussion of rape. We have a flashback-heavy episode this week as Veronica works to piece together the details of what happened the night she was drugged and raped. But the episode starts off with Papa Mars in Cuba where he has managed to track down Duncan Kane. Maybe […]
I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxidermist you’ve ever met – by day. By night it was booze, whores and fur flying. Were there whores?
This episode opens on Veronica causing a parking lot traffic jam by doing her own car tune-up, reminding us why Veronica is one of our favorite badass ladyghosts. It then cuts to some 09er blackmailing his girlfriend into not breaking up with him by threatening to show everyone in school a cell phone video of […]