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Midweek News: Same Ol’

On any given week, the news brings us dirty old men, a financial crisis, terrorism, a natural disaster, and a no shit study. Let’s see what iterations on the same old stuff we get today.

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Midweek News: Good News, Bad News

I’m going to try a new format this week: bad news, good news. Hopefully we’ll all feel a bit more cheerful at the end of it.

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Midweek News: We’ve Been Here Before

Do you ever feel like the news just keeps repeating itself? I mean, if it bleeds, it leads, but I’m beginning to notice a pattern of something a little deeper here. Let’s see if you see the same thing.

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Midweek News

It’s news! All the news that’s fit to make you weep!

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The Midweek News: At Least It’s Shark Week

The world is a terrible place. That’s why Shark Week exists. To remind us that there are awesome things out in the world. But let’s look at the not-so-awesome stuff first.

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Midweek News: Baby Fever

First things first: In case you missed it, a royal baby was born yesterday!

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Spying on the Midweek News

It’s only Wednesday and a lot has happened in the world. Well, a lot is always happening in the world. Just think about it, while you’re arguing with your coworkers about where to go for lunch, someone else is making a major arrest or unccovering a sinister plot.

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This News is Trollin’

Do you ever feel like the world is just trolling you?

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News Appetizers Need a Kitten

This week has been the worst. THE WORST. And it hasn’t gotten better.

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News Appetizers: Tons of Pun

Welcome to the news! There’s a few choice puns in there, so read carefully!

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News Appetizers Love Carbs

I always find that bad news can often beĀ redeemedĀ with a tiny bit of good news, such as women being allowed in combat positions or learning that carbs are a key player in evolution. So read on, knowing there will be some bad. But there will also be some good. And carbs.

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News Appetizers Work More for Less

If the news is to be believed, we’re making less money and our kids are getting less fat. Most importantly, A MONKEY GOT LOOSE IN IKEA.