This is the main event – are you ready?! Last night the world crowned the queen of drag! Well, one queen of drag. The fifth queen of drag. Not counting All-Stars. Or Ru. Okay, last night a crown was given to a drag queen, who was voted to be pretty nifty.
There are only eight queens left, and it’s (as Alyssa put it) “balls to the wall” time. I guess that means (presumably) sixteen big balls stuck on the wall vying for favor from Ru. I think I just described the porn RuParody of this show.