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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Seventeen

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers! It’s time for yet another recap of Fifty Shades Freed. We’re currently on Chapter Eighteen, which adds more drama to Ana’s life as her father’s just been in a car accident. Can’t this girl catch a break?

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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Sixteen

Happy Wednesday, all! It’s time for a recap of your favorite hot mess of a book, all so you can get through the rest of your week with a good laugh…or serious cringing. It’s your choice. We’re on Chapter Sixteen, and the shit hits the fan here!

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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Fifteen

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers—and it’s that time again! We are now on Chapter Fifteen of Fifty Shades Freed, and as awful as this book is, I want to see it through to the very end. It’s like that bad movie you always like to watch even though you know you hate it.

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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Fourteen

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers! It’s time for our weekly recap of Fifty Shades Freed! We’re currently on Chapter Fourteen, and Ana, Christian, and the gang are still in Aspen partying it up. If you can all handle being lame while partying it up.

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Linotte Reads Fifty Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Thirteen

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers! It’s time for this week’s recap of Fifty Shades Freed. We’re currently on Chapter Thirteen, and Ana, Christian, and the gang are en route to a wonderful weekend at one of Christian’s posh vacation houses. But trust me, I would rather spend a spooky weekend solving mysteries with Scooby-Doo and the gang […]

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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Twelve

Happy Thursday, all! Have I for a treat for you! That’s right—an extra helping of Fifty Shades Freed! We are currently on Chapter Twelve, and Christian just dropped a major bombshell about having been born in the Motor City, so let’s see what else happens.

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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Eleven

Happy Wednesday, ladies and germs! It’s that time of the week again: time for our recap of Chapter Eleven of Fifty Shades Freed. Ready? Get set to laugh and cringe!

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Linotte Reads Fifty Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Eleven

Hello, unicorns! It’s time for the weekly recap of the hot mess that is Fifty Shades Freed. Ready? Let’s go!

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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Eight

Happy Wednesday, all! Time for this week’s recap of Fifty Shades Freed and the last installment of the story of Ana Without-a-Spine Steele and her fantastically fucked-up Fifty. Ready for Chapter Eight? Then let the fun begin!

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Linotte Reads Fifty Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Eight

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers! It’s time for another recap of Fifty Shades Freed. I swear this chapter was so godawful, I wanted to throw my Kindle across the room. I’ve selected some of the choicest parts for you and have provided my commentary, just so you can see for yourselves how awful this book is. A great […]

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Linotte Reads Fifty Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Seven

Oh, my goodness! It’s time for another recap of Fifty Shades Freed. This time we’re on Chapter Seven. I certainly hope Wednesday — or Hump Day — has become your favorite day of the week because of this, or that I at least make your week a little more bearable.

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Linotte Reads 50 Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Six

Hello, Persephoneers! It’s Hump Day, and of course Hump Day means the recap of the latest chapter of Fifty Shades Freed, the last book in this godawful trilogy. We’re now on Chapter Six, after the Greys’ return from their honeymoon and a shittastic car chase. So let’s see what else is going to happen to these […]

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Linotte Reads Fifty Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Five

Happy Wednesday, unicorns! It’s midweek and it’s time for this week’s recap of E. L. James’s masterpiece of crap, Fifty Shades Freed. We get lots of action in this chapter, including a high-speed car chase and a bad case of jet lag.

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Linotte Reads Fifty Shades Freed: Chapter Four

Yes, unicorns, the title is right! I finally developed a strong enough stomach to read the final book in this terrible series and give a recap of each chapter like I did in the past. And why am I doing this? For all of you, darlings! So let’s get started with Chapter Four of Fifty Shades […]

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades Freed”: Chapter Three

Happy Wednesday! Let’s get through the midweek slump with some highlights from Chapter Three of Fifty Shades Freed.