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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades Darker”: Chapter Eight

Happy Tuesday, all! We’re now on Chapter Eight of the train wreck that is Fifty Shades Darker, so without further ado, let’s get to it!

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades Darker”: Chapter Two

Hello, all! It’s time for another installment of “Linotte Reads Fifty Shades Darker“, and this time we’re on Chapter Two. So let’s get on with the show and get our grimaces ready!

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Twenty-six

Happy Wednesday, all! It’s with a teary eye and a slightly giddy feeling in my heart that I write the very last recap for Chapter Twenty-six of Fifty Shades of Grey. This is the very end of this book, but take heart: There are still two more to read, recap, and poke fun at! More […]

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Twenty-five

Happy Monday, all! It’s time for another recap of Fifty Shades of Grey. We’re on chapter twenty-five, which means we’re almost done with this trashfest. So away we go!

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Twenty-three

Happy Friday, Persephoneers! So here is a Super-Duper-Speshul Friday Fifty Shades of Grey recap. We’re now on Chapter Twenty-three and at a very interesting point in the book. Without giving away too much, away we go, and we’ll leave you a little something to think about over the weekend.

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Twenty-two

Happy Thursday, Persephoneers! Let’s get started with the recap of Fifty Shades of Grey, Chapter Twenty-two. When we last left Ana, she was visiting her mother and trying to reevaluate her relationship with Christian. Her mom has been offering some advice to her, but we all know that Ana won’t follow it because she’s…well, she’s […]

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Twenty-One

Happy Monday!  Guess what – we’re almost done with Fifty Shades of Grey!  We’re now on  Chapter Twenty-one, so without further ado, let’s get this recap started!

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Twenty

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers! I imagine everyone enjoyed the long weekend as much as I did, but now it’s back to the daily grind, even if it’s a shortened work week. It’s a shortened week for those of use here at the Persephone treehouse, too, which explains only one recap of Fifty Shades of Grey this […]

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Nineteen

Happy Tuesday, Persephoneers! Picking up from yesterday, we now continue with a recap of Chapter Nineteen of Fifty Shades of Grey. Be prepared for more ridiculousness as you groan, “Why is this book a bestseller when it’s crap?” Because to be honest, I think this during every minute I spend reading the thing. So here […]

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Eighteen

Happy Monday night, all! I’m glad you made it through the first day of your work week, or if you’re just starting back to school, your school week. But now it’s time for a recap of Chapter Eighteen of Fifty Shades of Grey, and there are shenanigans here, I tell you! So here we go.

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Seventeen

Happy Thursday, all! As promised, we’re continuing on with a recap of Chapter Seventeen of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Now I know many of us consider this novel to be 50 shades of awful, 50 shades of pathetic, and fifty shades of absurdly funny. Conversely, there are just as many people who think that this […]

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Fifteen

Oh, it’s Tuesday again! Memories of the weekend are fading and there’s far too much time for work, work, work, and never getting your dress done (as was said in Disney’s Cinderella). Unfortunately, just so your hopes don’t get dashed, Fifty Shades of Grey is far from Disney. So stop weeping, dry your eyes, and […]

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Sixteen

Welcome back, all, to the continuing recap of Fifty Shades of Grey. We’re now on Chapter Sixteen, and believe me when I tell you, kiddos, that the further we get into this book, the cheesier it gets. So bring some baguette and Wheat Thins and let’s plunge onward into Chapter Sixteen.

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Linotte Reads Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter Nine

Happy Thursday!! Let me help you get through the middle of the week with a recap of Chapter Nine of Fifty Shades of Grey. This chapter is full of some laughs, so let’s get this started. I’ve tried to make this one as safe for work as possible.

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Eight

Happy Monday!  And here’s the recap of Chapter Eight of Fifty Shades of Grey.  Now before plodding on, I’m going to give you fair warning: This chapter isn’t only not safe for work, but also has the unsexiest sex scene I’ve ever read.  So make sure you’re not eating or drinking something, because you may […]